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  • Antlers

    ★★★½

  • Dune

    ★½

  • Dune

    ★★★★½

  • Censor

    ★★★

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  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    Asshole: The Musical

    I will give it some credit: the vocal performances, most of which are provided by the 27-year-old elephant in the room, kept this highly problematic vehicle afloat just enough for me to not join the ongoing choir of calling this the worst movie musical of all time. Cats can rest easy knowing it's still the supreme champ of shitty musical adaptations.

    I'm sure there were other positive aspects about the film that made it a somewhat bearable…

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★½

    "Make your own future. Make your own past. It's all... right... now."

    Well, after enduring years and years of ridiculous rumors, fan theories, and borderline toxic demands from fans, we finally have the long-awaited and awfully long Snyder Cut. Even after revisiting Man of Steel and Batman v Superman with little change in opinion, I still went into this with cautious optimism; hoping it would be at the very least a good movie, let alone a better, more watchable version…

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  • Antlers

    Antlers

    ★★★½

    I've been looking forward to this ever since the first trailer dropped two years ago and, for the most part, I think it lived up to the hype! It has great atmosphere, solid performances (particularly from the main child actor, Jeremy T. Thomas), and some pretty incredible creature effects that only a producer like Guillermo del Toro can provide. It's also very graphic in the body count department and if you happened to be troubled by the most recent "homophobic"…

  • Dune

    Dune

    Still just as bad, convoluted, and sinfully boring as it was when I first rented the DVD from Blockbuster 13 years ago. I really hope Villeneuve gets to make Part Two soon because I'd hate to settle with a fan edit of the new film spliced together with the second half of this one.

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  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic

    "I can't talk too long. I gotta poo."

    This movie is a gift.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    Dear Sir Ridley Scott,

    If you have any plans at all to make anymore follow-ups to your classic works (Gladiator, Legend, Thelma & Louise, etc), just give them all to Denis Villeneuve and his team. I have a very strong feeling that they would make them even better than what you originally conceived.
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    Dear Academy,

    If Roger Deakins doesn't receive his first Oscar for Best Cinematography at next year's award ceremony, best be making them plans for retirement...
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    Dear Box Office Employee,

    May I have another ticket please?
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    SHORTCUT REVIEW