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  • Beach Rats

    Beach Rats

    ★★★½

    You wanna smoke with my friends and me? 

    I never saw this kinda shit go down when my Grandpa would take me to Coney Island as a kid. Not enough Cyclone action, and really wanted them to rep those thick, soggy ass Nathan’s fries.

    Guess the sexy lead was too skinny-ripped to be hitting Nathan’s tho... at least he has solid butt washing technique.

    The skinny, short background ‘bro crew’ member is the Jesse Plemons of this film and needs to work with Paul Thomas Anderson ASAP. Please.

    Truly, the finest ode to handball ever put to screen.

  • Happy Together

    Happy Together

    ★★★★★

    Y tu papá también!!!!!!