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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

    A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child


    Still one of the weakest entries in the Elm Street saga, particularly for its extremely silly obsession with the "lore" of Freddy's origin story...BUT! It does contain a great scene in which a character pulls out a book titled "Christian Mythology," and I don't think I'll ever forget that.

  • The Shout

    The Shout


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A truly absurd film, right down to the base concept: A man who spent 18 years mastering a shout that can kill people watches a cricket game while telling another man a story about how he seduced some guy's wife out in the countryside. In a way perhaps it's trying to state some message about humanity due to the fact that a guy so powerful, with the power to kill people with a single shout, just decides to use it…

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  • Faust: Love of the Damned

    Faust: Love of the Damned


    Reasons why I love Faust 2000-

    Mark Frost and Andrew Divoff (as Wishmaster 2.0) spend the entire movie trying to one-up each other in the ultimate goofy face competition. Jeffrey Combs plays a bad boy cop who asks chicks out for coffee and looks up satanic rituals on a website written in Papyrus font. Shitty nu metal blares whenever anything happens, whether it's a sex scene or a kill scene. There is a Satanic death cult and unlike most movies…

  • Brain Damage

    Brain Damage


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It pains me to know I live in a world where a movie like this isn't treasured as the gem it is. Why isn't Henenlotter still making movies?! Duane appearing in the train was such a tease. It's been almost 30 years, where's our Belial vs. Elmer?

    Also, did anyone else notice the homoeroticism that permeated the film? Tons of naked dudes and butts, tons of orgasm faces, a monster penis, and the way that security guard straddled him in the junkyard... Frank still managed to sneak in a boob though.