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  • 1313: Haunted Frat

    1313: Haunted Frat


    I cannot stop watching these movies. No matter what else I am doing these fucking 1313 movies haunt me. I feel intensely that I need to watch all of them even though they're exactly the same. They're hypnotizingly terrible. I can't look away from the screen even though nothing happens or the same scene is looped endlessly until I start to feel like I'm going insane. 

    Someone help me

  • Lorna, the Exorcist

    Lorna, the Exorcist


    Film #37 of Shocktober17

    Lorna is the possessor. The "mysterious, irresistible, sorceress from a fantasy novel" Gorgeous, theatrical, dreamy and powerful. Lorna knows what she wants and she will get it, or ruin you trying to. Lorna and her electrifying blue eyeshadow; "this woman wants our destruction".

    Lorna is the mother who desires to be united with the now 18-year old Linda (played by Lina Romay). Lorna with soft orange and brown makeup, dressed in black lace. Visiting in the…

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  • dogs



    Great lil spooky short that manages to get under your skin. Gonna fully agree w/ Tony that Pastor Bonnie is EVERYTHING!! Really great performance and a character I would love to see more of. I've seen this a few times and it honestly creeps me out a little more with each viewing.

  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween


    Had a very lovely time streaming this w/ my best gal pals and drinking margaritas. I mean, people watching this just to rate it 1/2 a star cause they hate Adam Sandler is dumb. This is completely inoffensive child humor full of old ladies wearing t-shirts that say shit like "boner donor" and "kayaking makes me wet", and Sandler running around like a big doofus. What do you expect to happen!! I think we've truly come to the point where…

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  • The Last Vampire On Earth

    The Last Vampire On Earth


    Imagine Twilight with the budget of $2 and 10x more emo. Also Bella is a Jehovah's Witness and has AIDS. So it's amazing.

  • Antfarm Dickhole

    Antfarm Dickhole


    i took some notes while watching this:

    - 1 min. in and there's a discussion about premature ejaculation. i'm not entirely convinced this isn't a porno?
    - what grown man (he has to be at least 30) still gets bullied? by other 30 yr old men????
    - since when are ants capable of devouring human flesh and organs leaving nothing but a bloodless pile of bones behind.
    - why are the ants so angry
    - "I can feel them crawling…