Matt Crump

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  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain


    Sheep herding and acoustic guitar montages are the best foreplay.

    Works Cited:
    Brokeback Mountain
    God's Own Country
    Babe the Pig

  • The Mighty Ducks

    The Mighty Ducks


    All of the high drama in this film is really negated by the fact that, and I cannot stress this enough, it's about a PEE WEE hockey competition (also these children's outfits are iconique, gen z could never)

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