Space Jam: A New Legacy

Space Jam: A New Legacy ★★½

this is the single most irredeemable thing i’ve ever seen, not a single element works, there is not a single thing to recommend. and yet, by around the 45 or 50 minute mark i realized i was so fully enamored by what i was witnessing and found it nigh impossible to avert my eyes. i just *had* to see everything. was i just watching the movie or did i become one with the movie? what will the movie do next? who’s to say? is what i’m seeing real? can i feel my body? this movie brutally beat me down until i gave in and was forced to reexamine my entire relationship to cinema and how i evaluate it. quite frankly, this is the movie that humanity deserves.

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