Scott Frank is just on another level, apparently.
The following is a hypothetical review, meant to emulate how a certain kind of Star Wars fan would react if this film was released in 2019. Keep in mind none of these opinions are my own. Like, seriously. Not one of them.
• “I hate these kangaroo horse things, it’s just an excuse to sell toys”
• “LOL Luke knew exactly when to shoot the torpedo to blow up the Death Star, but doesn’t hear the 10 foot tall yeti…