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  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    To all the kids in AP US History junior year of high school who won the raffle to go see Hamilton and then fell asleep in the audience while I sat at home depressed I didn’t win the raffle,

    Fuck you. I have Disney+ now.

    Sincerely,
    Hunter

  • Toy Story

    Toy Story

    To the movies that shaped my childhood,

    I bet you’re surprised that you have received this letter, I mean hell, I’m surprised that I’m writing it.  
    Part of me believed that you had forgotten about me…just as I was beginning to forget about you. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other, and I wanted to hear from you one last time before you were gone. You’re fading from my memory, a distant call from a phone…

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  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    My Girlfriend Watches All of the Star Wars Movies for the First Time (Star Wars: Episode VI - The Return of the Jedi):

    This is now probably the 10th time or more I’ve seen this movie, and this time was the most fun I’ve had with it, just to see how much my girlfriend loved it. This has always been my least favorite of the trilogy, but this was her favorite! Something about all of the narratives coming together and…

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    Watching Rom-Coms Because My Girlfriend Is Watching Star Wars (10 Things I Hate About You):

    I may be in Italy, and my girlfriend may be back in the US, but that’s not stopping us from watching her favorite rom-coms together. As we make our way through the Star Wars movies, it’s only fair that I get to watch some of her favorite movies too. Surprisingly to me, for the most part, I’ve enjoyed the ones we’ve watched so far. Are…

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Chicago Mayor Lightfoot just ordered everyone to watch this movie while in Shelter-In-Place!  A monumental landmark decision!  Thank you Mayor Lightfoot 🙏🏻

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    I can’t be the only one that thinks Veruca Salt definitely grew up to be a Karen. 

    “I want to see the manager, and I want it NOW!”