Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Aliens
  • Mad Max 2
  • Mandy

Recent activity

  • Injustice


  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins


  • Dune


  • Halloween Kills


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  • Prospect



    The Robert Heinlein-like aesthetic serves the narrative completely and the mostly ambiguous expository elements are seemingly imperative to the overall world-building. A culmination of abstract concepts that scratch a very specific and decidedly hard to reach sci-fi itch.

  • Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    Fox Studio Executive:
    "We can take this sequel anywhere we want. We can go to the farthest reaches of space and beyond. We can tell an amazing story and fill the screen with rich otherworldy details. We can finally give fans what they've been clammering for! We're limited only by our imaginations. So, tell me. Where do we go from here?"

    Shane Salerno:
    "Gonna set the whole thing inside a dimly lit sewer in Bumblefuck, Colorado."

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Popular reviews

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    Subverted every expectation I've ever had about moviegoing and literally exploded my face off.

  • Son of Batman

    Son of Batman


    Deviated too much from Morrison's arc to be considered comparable, but made up for its lack of story with some truly memorable action and tons of ninja fodder. The ratio of one-liners to hemorrhaging was astounding and the final battle between Damian Wayne and Slade Wilson was especially brutal.