• Useless Humans

    Useless Humans


    This low budget Horror-Comedy is HIGHLY entertaining. Pretty bad ending, but overall it’s worth a watch. Reference heaven all throughout movie. Welcome to Willits vibes. The cheese is strong with this one. Recommended.

  • Journey to the West: The Demons Strike Back

    Journey to the West: The Demons Strike Back


    Yea this is kinda of bad. It’s so bat shit crazy I would say it’s worth a watch. I mean this is totally off the fucking wall.

    They Recast the main principles roles to move away from the love story to a more traditional action comedy genre.

  • The Old Guard

    The Old Guard


    Andy: The world can burn for all I care.

    This wasn’t terrible. Kind of middle of the road. Everyone’s performance felt lifeless and flat. The action scenes were pretty cool and I liked how they healed. I wouldn’t recommend this though. Unless you’re completely bored.

    The graphic novel that originated the film, The Old Guard: Force Multiplied, has four issues, so fans can expect this movie to have sequels. At least a second one is already in Netflix's pipeline, with signed contracts by the main characters.

  • The Breed

    The Breed


    Nicki: Give Cujo my best.

    I wouldn’t classify this as a Horror Comedy. This is more of a horror than anything. I feel like I have seen this before. That or Michelle Rodriguez has been in a good number of real low budget horror. Her and Taryn Manning did a solid job here. The best way I can describe this is that it’s complete shit that’s kind of cool to watch. I liked how all the dogs circled and attacked…

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga


    Lars Erickssong: Give up your dreams now while you're still young.

    There are some laughs to be found here. I just really didn’t enjoy this at all. Partly because I don’t favor musicals and it’s just not that good. Will Ferrell just doesn’t make me laugh anymore. I would watch Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story over Eurovision any day. Just watch that instead. I don’t know what else to say. Just.......blah.

    Numerous participants from EuroVision 2019 played supporting roles, most notably involved in the 'Song-Along' scene at the 47:00 marker. (I didn’t even realize this was a real thing.)

  • The Wrong Missy

    The Wrong Missy


    Dude, I’m sorry, but this is pretty fucking funny. If you’re immature enough to like many Happy Madison films, then you will like this. 

    Adam Sandler's daughters, Sadie and Sunny, appear in the hotel lobby scene as the two girls arguing with Missy.

  • 8:46



    Dave is a living legend. A national treasure. Truth speaker. More respected than our president. I love him. His words are immortal. Such an important figure.

    While I’m here...... fuck racists, FUCK rapist Trump, fuck MAGA, fuck homophobes and fuck cops. Black Lives Matter.

    So yeah, that’s where I stand.

    If you don’t like it FUCK YOU!

  • The Good, The Bad, The Weird

    The Good, The Bad, The Weird


    Park Chang-yi: People must know that they're going to die, and yet they live as though they never will. Hilarious.

    This is exhilarating. Total action porn, my friends. If a Korean gaming company made a movie based on Red Dead Redemption, this would be it. Except this video game movie would be awesome. I should of watched this years ago. Someone on here reminded me that I needed to watch it. This is a HARD recommendation from me. Meaning if…

  • Ghost Killers vs. Bloody Mary

    Ghost Killers vs. Bloody Mary


    This is pretty fun, but brings nothing new to the table. In fact, it prides itself on being completely unoriginal. I got some good laughs. That’s it. On Shudder right now.

  • Yummy



    Yeah this was pretty cool. I don’t mind foreign language movies, but when you are constantly switching between two different languages, it annoys me. Not that big of a deal though. I still enjoyed this low budget, Shudder Exclusive Zomedy. The gore was plentiful and well done. The pacing suffers for such a short-ish film. Although predictable, I forgave due to the outrageous parts. (Minor spoiler) Some girl gets her vag eaten out on a hospital bed. Like literally. By…

  • Infected



    Awesome, awesome, awesome! If it’s one thing I love it’s ZOMBIES. The zombies and effects here are great, considering the limitations. Good twist! To Ryan- keep working hard and don’t give it up even when it gets real difficult.

    I really changed my mind about Gen Z. You guys are incredible and we need you. You guys are making history and really are changing shit. It’s all love over here.

  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    Uuuuuuhhh. Wait what? I have a whole new outlook on the other Fantastic Four movies. I was too young and too naive to know any better. They are masterpieces that I need to give higher scores to. I’m just glad the suffering is over. Unless I decide to watch the one made in 1994. 

    Is it really that difficult to make a good FF film? Why is it cursed?