Dan Gaertner

Dan Gaertner

I'm basically a chilled out entertainer.

★★★★★ Masterpiece
★★★★ Great
★★★ Above Average
★★½ Okay
★★ Mediocre
★ Awful

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  • The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer

    The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer


    Cary Grant is forced to date Shirley Temple by psychopaths who like to watch.

  • Watchmen



    As much as I goof on Zack Snyder, I think... I kinda love... his freakishly reverent adaptation of "Watchmen".

    Sure, Snyder misunderstands crucial parts of the text, and the film contains plenty of moments of unintentional camp, and cringe inducing make-up, but I'm in awe that he got Warner Brothers to shell out millions of dollars to make a film no normal human being wanted to see on a Friday night.

Popular reviews

  • La Dolce Vita

    La Dolce Vita


    A film I never understood as a teen. A film I understand too well as an adult.

  • CBGB


    "CBGB" is terrible. It makes you wish that punk music never existed. It makes you wish any type of music never existed. It makes you wish films never existed.