Dan Gaertner

Dan Gaertner

I'm basically a chilled out entertainer.

Ratings:
★★★★★ Masterpiece
★★★★ Great
★★★ Above Average
★★½ Okay
★★ Mediocre
★ Awful

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  • The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer

    The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer

    ★★

    Cary Grant is forced to date Shirley Temple by psychopaths who like to watch.

  • Watchmen

    Watchmen

    ★★★★½

    As much as I goof on Zack Snyder, I think... I kinda love... his freakishly reverent adaptation of "Watchmen".

    Sure, Snyder misunderstands crucial parts of the text, and the film contains plenty of moments of unintentional camp, and cringe inducing make-up, but I'm in awe that he got Warner Brothers to shell out millions of dollars to make a film no normal human being wanted to see on a Friday night.

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  • La Dolce Vita

    La Dolce Vita

    ★★★★★

    A film I never understood as a teen. A film I understand too well as an adult.

  • CBGB

    CBGB

    "CBGB" is terrible. It makes you wish that punk music never existed. It makes you wish any type of music never existed. It makes you wish films never existed.