• Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    You don’t cast Mikey Madison to be killed the exact same way as in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. 

    It’s really impressive how this saga can remake five times the exact same movie and premise with a refreshing twist and a meta mess. Wes would be proud. 

    — You got stabbed a billion times, got dumped by your famous wife, and crawled into a bottle. I think it’s safe to say you’re on the suspect list.
    —  Well, maybe you’re the killer. Because that cut deep. 

    2022 RANKED 

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    The Tragedy of Macbeth

    ★★★

    Denzel is King, but the witches are Kinger

    Tough watch with dense dialogue and BEAUTIFUL scenery with a gorgeous photography and an outstanding production design that doesn't bring nothing new story-wise but it is a refreshing look of a classic and worn story.

    Did I like it? Mmm kind of. I'm not a fan of Shakespearean adaptations and while this one's marvelous to look at it is not enough. Those witches will linger my thoughts for days.

    2021 RANKED
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  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    ★★★½

    — You forgot the first rule of remakes. Don't fuck with the original!

    — One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.

    — My friends? What world are you living in? I don't need friends. I need fans. Don't you get it? 

    — Why is Sidney Prescott staying with you? I mean, that's like being on Top Chef with Jeffrey Dahmer.

    — F*ck Bruce Willis.

    Craven, bruh, you gotta chill out with the quotes

    People told me that this was…

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★½

    Honestly I feel like the lighting on this film is focused solely on making Angelina Jolie look good. As it should.

    I like it. This is far from being one of the worst mcu films, although it has weak points, this is a good movie with really good characters.

    Sprite is the MVP, Kumail has really funny bits, Ikaris is a deep and complex character, Barry Keoghan as Druig is the coolest (as always), the weak point in the cast is sersi, shallow and boring.


    2021 RANKED

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    MCU RANKED 

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    ★★★★

    Hey little train! We are all jumping on
    The train that goes to the kingdom
    We're happy, ma, we're having fun
    And the train ain't even left the station

    Hey, little train! Wait for me!
    I once was blind but now
    I see have you left a seat for me?
    Is that such a stretch of the imagination?

    Hey, little train! Wait for me!
    I was held in chains but now I'm free
    I'm hanging in there, don't you see…

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★★½

    They tried so hard to hit us with nostalgia and they successfully did. 



    Look Wes Anderson, this is how you use Bill Murray in a 5 minutes cameo.

    2021 RANKED
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  • Scream 3

    Scream 3

    ★★½

    Monica Geller!!! We told to not let Phoebe cut your hair ever again!

    I think we are free to judge the Scream installment by how good Gale hair is... first one is pretty good, second one is better and more risky but almost the same thing, the third one is awful and dumb. 

    Really curious to see the forth because it has a better rating.

    “Could I be more popular”

  • Face/Off

    Face/Off

    ★★★★

    *the mirror scene when they both want to shoot each other through the mirror and see themselves with the face of the other person*

    Me: holly sh*t that’s cinema. 

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★½

    F*ck the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Kristen Stewart is the best actress of 2021.

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

    ★★★½

    *dudes arguing about movie sequels*

    Hmm so that’s how I look like when I talk about movies all the time.

    My ex was right. It is annoying

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    Is this a remake of Scary Movie?


    (I'm joking.)

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    ★★★½

    That can stay hidden up here too, if you like...