• Finding Nemo

    Finding Nemo

    ★★★★★

    I'm completely amazed by the animation in this nearly 20 year old film, and not just the gorgeous and detailed environments, character designs or the way light is used, but also in the way that these fish seem so real to me in the way they move in the water, but especially in how they emote.

    One moment that stood out to me was when Gill is disappointed in himself for putting Nemo in harm's way, the shame he feels…

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★★

    God-tier. Anyone who doesn't think this is Scorsese's best work in at least over two decades has a poo poo brain.

  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye

    ★★★★½

    Dog fucking

  • The United States vs. Billie Holiday

    The United States vs. Billie Holiday

    ½

    Everyone involved in the making of this should get a lifetime ban from working in the film industry. Honestly don't believe this is real.

  • The Dig

    The Dig

    ★★½

    The director of this is a swiss guy and I actually got to see a play he directed a few years ago (which was pretty good) and I can say that he should probably stick to theater.

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ½

    I think I lost some brain cells during this

  • Monsters, Inc.

    Monsters, Inc.

    ★★★★★

    I've watched this thing countless times as a kid, and the beautiful thing I can say is, it's still perfect.

  • Picnic at Hanging Rock

    Picnic at Hanging Rock

    ★★★★½

    Collective trauma brought on by nature's engulfing beauty and mystery. A search for answers and catharsis from an unknowable and unresponsive force. Hope and faith in crisis when there is no resolution. Magnificient.

    Also there are lesbians!

  • Mank

    Mank

    ★★★★½

    Louis B. Mayer: yo who‘s that?
    Me (under my breath): ...that‘s Mank (2020) 

  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    ★★★★★

    This film deserved 14 Oscars for the acting alone,
    6 for Taylor
    4 for Burton
    3 for Dennis
    and 1 for Segal

  • Crash

    Crash

    ★½

    Someone, pass me the bleach.

  • On the Rocks

    On the Rocks

    ★★★★

    Marlon Wayans kinda sus