Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

LIFE OF PI for video rat dirtbags. 

We can choose to believe that the macho cowboys of myth killed the Manson monsters. That Cliff didn’t kill his wife — that a wave hit the boat, the speargun went off, and he got a raw deal. That Rick finally got recognized, and maybe even got to keep his house. And that Sharon lived. That she made many, many more movies that left WRECKING CREW behind. That she dumped that “Polish prick,” too. That she had many more lazy Sundays of book shopping and dancing and living. 

We know none of that is true, though. But the nice thing about the movies is that you get to think otherwise for a couple hours. Print the legend.

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