This is really the best you could expect from a super White yoga themed romcom written by a guy who is still wrestling with the ethics of The Dark Knight.

Totally mesmerizing. Every line of dialogue is both wooden and menacing.

Listen to me, I'm not a bag of potatoes that you can transfer without my permission!

It's good to know that Polish erotica hasn't forgotten its roots.

A bunch of moralists complain about how terrible things have gotten and how much better things were in the old days. And they're all porn producers.