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  • Haikyuu!!: Riku vs. Kuu

    Haikyuu!!: Riku vs. Kuu

    ★★★★★

    my friends say whats haikyuu and who the fuck is bokuto and i say I wish you knew me. I wish you knew my line of work. I wish you knew what I've been pushing for for so long.

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  • Roman Holiday

    Roman Holiday

    i said that if there was no pizza in this movie i would give it 1 star............on a roman holiday and NO PIZZA????

  • The Phantom of the Opera

    The Phantom of the Opera

    ★★★

    emmy rossum looked good...and that's all i have to share with the class

    my ideal casting for the inevitable the phantom of the opera remake (casting directors if you're looking PLEASE!!!):

    + phantom - michael cera (probably had more vocal training than mr butler)
    + christine - ana de armas
    + raoul - ben affleck? (willing to change this due to recent events. COULD be convinced for timothee chalamet)
    + carlota - lady gaga
    + carlota's bf - tim blake nelson
    + madame giry - patricia clarkson

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  • The Half of It

    The Half of It

    ★★★

    this movie really is SO weird lol i'm sorry!!!!! i don't know why people are saying this doesn't have any cliche tropes or anything because it's rife with them...which is fine! it's just that a lot of them felt weird within the context of a movie in 2020 assumed to be set in present time. the biggest part of this was how the high school characters / groups were portrayed (ex: TRIP, aster's blonde friends, football team, THE ENGLISH TEACHER)…