Count Sartana

Count Sartana

15 years of fucking stupidity

"This is a tasty burger."

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  • X-Men: Days of Future Past

    X-Men: Days of Future Past


    I can't get over how much of a pimp magneto is when he was stealing back his helmet from the vault

  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland


    In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his Mop named him... the Janitor