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  • Who Am I This Time?

    Who Am I This Time?


    "There isn't any other way to get to know a lot of nice people faster than being in a play."

    Demme's manifesto.

  • Gretel & Hansel

    Gretel & Hansel


    Jason Reitman, who? Sam Levinson, whah? The most exciting nepotism director in the game right now is this fella named Osgood Perkins (that's his real name!!). Is this movie very good? No. Is it worth your time? Probably not. Is it a nice little watch? Yeah, basically the exact type of meaningless creepypasta that American horror could use more of right now. Has like half of a take on the material, gestures toward subtext are basically DOA, but that's all…

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  • Far Far Away Idol

    Far Far Away Idol


    My family went to a house party in 2005. While all the parents drank and chatted downstairs, all the kids were up in the playroom, shooting Nerf guns and watching Shrek 2. When the credits rolled, the host's kids popped into the bonus features and queued up this motherfucker. After every character performed their song, we were asked to vote on who should win. I put up my hand for Donkey's passionate performance of "Disco Inferno," but, of course, Prince…

  • The Room

    The Room


    On an eleventh watch, I realize that Lisa and Claudette talking about breast cancer means that this film technically passes the Bechdel test.

    Also, masterpiece.