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  • Creature from the Black Lagoon
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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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  • Wild Hogs

    ★★½

  • 8-Bit Christmas

    ★★★½

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★★½

  • Last Night in Soho

    ★★★★

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  • Wild Hogs

    Wild Hogs

    ★★½

    Four washed up actors playing suburban beta-cucks... and yet the movie still has some charm. This is one of those bad movies that still manages to entertain - even though we are embarrassed to admit it.

    No, this is not a good movie - but the subject matter is enticing to men like me. Middle-aged. Stuck in a rut of our own making. Inescapably shackled to drab lives, dreaming of how things could have been rather than how things really…

  • 8-Bit Christmas

    8-Bit Christmas

    ★★★½

    The Goonies Meets A Christmas Story Meets Ocean's 11.

    Some of the best projectile vomiting since Stand By Me.

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  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    ★★★½

    Smartly written. Neve Campbell still looking awesome. She's exactly 27 days older than me. Wish I could say I had aged as well as her.

    Great acting from the principles. Excellent editing gives the film good pacing.

    I loved the opening Stab movie montage - especially the dialogue about the Saw franchise flicks.

    It was also fun seeing Anna Paquin reenact her scene from X-Men where Rogue gets stabbed in the stomach by Wolverine.

  • This Is Spinal Tap

    This Is Spinal Tap

    ★★★★★

    Marty DiBergi: And what happened to Stumpy Joe?

    Derek Smalls: It’s not a very pleasant story. But uh, he died. He choked on uh, the official explanation was he choked on vomit.

    Nigel Tufnel: It was actually. It was actually someone else’s vomit. You know there’s no real…

    Derek Smalls: Well they can’t prove whose vomit it was. They don’t have the ability. There’s no way of…

    Nigel Tufnel: You can’t really dust for vomit.