This film is paced to the Matrix' bullet time.
As boring as it is pretentious.
The movie begins with Peter Parker delivering pizza to an apartment complex. He is forced to deliver the pizza in 7 minutes because the special offer is about 30 minutes. This concept alone is absolutely ridiculous. I have order pizza many times in my life. Pizza delivery usually takes around 40 minutes to 1 hour, and this is when it's in a suburban area. Peter is delivering city in NYC, so there is bound to be loads of traffic. Given…