• Goodbye First Love

    Goodbye First Love

    ★★★★

    The way she captures the impact of your first love is spot-on

  • Shakespeare in Love

    Shakespeare in Love

    ★★★½

    Very horny

  • Bacurau

    Bacurau

    ★★★★

    I’m the bunny running along with the pack of horses

  • Things to Come

    Things to Come

    ★★★½

    When she was crying in bed and cuddling with her cat? Felt that

  • Straight A's

    Straight A's

    ★½

    Anna paquin has a particular way of yelling at people

  • Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★½

    What an achingly beautiful movie about family and connections and trying to find and hold onto your bearings.

    The father made me think about my dad and how much he loves and cares for his epic Queens garden.

    Yeri Han (the mom) and Alan Kim (the boy) were fucking phenomenal and Steven Yeun is 🥰

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★★★

    Fuck ‘em all up, Carey.

    Also lol, Bo’s poor yet cute imitation of Joe’s amazing Cheeto bag dance from Magic Mike

  • Titanic

    Titanic

    ★★★★

    NEAAAAAR, FAAAAAR
    whereEEEEEVEEER YOU ARE
    i believe that the heart does go on
    ONNNNNCCCEEEEE MOOOOORRRREEE
    YOU oPEN THE DOOOOR
    And you’re here in my heat and my heart will go on and on

  • Confessions of a Shopaholic

    Confessions of a Shopaholic

    ★★★

    Hugh dancy original British accent

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★

    -This is a true friendship!!!!!!!!!!!! 
    -This movie weirdly made me really miss traveling
    -Gollum is the original gaslighter

  • Ordinary People

    Ordinary People

    ★★★★

    I was obsessed with this book in elementary school (i can’t remember if i read it for school or on my own), and the acting in the movie is so goddamn good.

  • Holiday

    Holiday

    ★★★★½

    Let Cary Grant perform all the tumbles and back flips!!!!!