Turistas ★★

“In any situation, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The next best thing you can do is the wrong thing. But the worst thing you can do is nothing.”

Olivia Wilde is younger than me in this and she just... looked like that. and has barely aged in the 13 years since. incredible. flawless skin given by the beauty gods. maybe she actually sold a couple organs for it. good content, not so good movie.

similar premise to Hostel but much less fun and trying to make political comments with a couple dodgey expositon scenes that are more laughable than anything else. didn’t get a good laugh though. imagine if The Beach was more brutal and had none of the tech-y style. just plain old tourists being slaughtered in paradise then, i guess 🤷🏻‍♀️ more of a survival thriller anyway