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  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    “breakup”
    This is an interesting word to me. It’s such a small, simple word, yet has some pretty big implications. It should have a real impact when you hear it, but I don’t think it really does. It’s weird because when I think about all of the breakups I’ve had in my life, none of which have been romantic relationships (I’ve never really been in one, not long-term anyway), it hits me with such a heavy wave of emotion, sadness,…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    I can sleep incredibly well tonight knowing that Kelly Marie Tran is and always will be more successful, more popular, and more beloved than any of the brainless, spineless trolls that harrassed her off social media, all of whom will probably die forgotten and alone.

    Rose Tico rules and so does The Last Jedi.

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  • Big Fat Liar

    Big Fat Liar

    @ Shawn Levy

    if you’re reading this I got drunk and wrote a three page treatment for Big Fat Liar 2 about a year ago. Hmu if you want your next multimillion dollar hit.

  • Inception

    Inception

    Kind of insane how the 2010s peaked only 7 months into the decade. The PERFECT 21st century blockbuster.

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  • The Princess and the Frog

    The Princess and the Frog

    BRING 👏🏻 BACK 👏🏻 HAND 👏🏻 DRAWN 👏🏻 ANIMATION 👏🏻

  • The Little Vampire

    The Little Vampire

    So when I was like 5 or 6 and this movie was coming out, I would spend hours waiting for the trailer to load on Apple trailers and would watch it frame by frame until the whole thing was finished. I did this like several days a week for months until the movie finally came out. I saw it for my birthday like two or three weeks after it was released and me and all my idiot 6-year old friends…