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  • Head Count

    Head Count

    ★½

    Hey did you guys see the 5 imagery?

    Spoilers:
    The Rules
    1. Say the name 5 times
    2. That summons a giant mosquito from Power Rangers
    3. Watch out. It will kill you.
    3a. But only if there are 5 of you
    3b. But only if you stay in the red mirror circle
    3c. But with a suicide curse. The actual mosquito doesn’t do much
    4. Find exactly 5 more people
    5. Smile at camera

  • Bob Lazar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers

    Bob Lazar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers

    ★½

    It’s 4/20 and I wanted to learn about Area 51. Bob Lazar is the dude who first revealed that Area 51 existed. Unfortunately, I’m halfway through I’ve barely seen any of Bob. It’s mostly the pretentious director in pink Hue lights and babbling Mickey Rourke voiceover.