The Lighthouse ★★★★★

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this movie has everything! lighthouses, rain, seagulls, blood, mermaids, octopus tentacles, religious symbolism, long-winded and incomprehensible riddles, phalic imagery, light, alcoholism, a glimpse of robert pattinson's penis, farts, live burials, homoeroticism, stairs, messy facial hair, many glimpses of robert pattinson's ass, shit, cum, the past, the present, the future, poseidon, perfectly cut screams, and more!