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  • Robowar


    Battle Bots will always be super special to me because it was my first movie as an actor which just so happened to be directed by one of my favorite directors of all time. The last year or two of my life has been a wild ride and I’ve honestly never been happier. I’ve met a lot of really interesting people and become friends with many people whose work I really admire, one of them obviously being Mark Polonia.


  • Black Devil Doll from Hell

    Black Devil Doll from Hell

    You know those defining moments in your life? The ones that either let you know you're on the right track or that you need to reevaluate some decisions. They come around every once in a while and they can be pretty cathartic. I had one of those this morning as I pressed play and started watching Black Devil Doll From Hell for the third time in less than twelve hours. I started thinking that maybe I was wasting away the…

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  • Indiscretion


    Indiscretion was the least gay Screamkings production I've seen so far. The guys were hot and less than fully clothed for a lot of the movie but the movie is very, explicitly hetero.

    This is a very claustrophobic thriller. There are only 4 characters and three locations. That straight couple in the cover art who rent the spare room of their house through an airbnb type website, an Italian guy renting the room, and the woman's gay brother who picks…

  • Five Bloody Graves

    Five Bloody Graves

    When I first watched this (seven years ago at this point) it was a total chore to get through. I barely even remembered much. I went in thinking I wouldn't like it because westerns aren't USUALLY my thing. This is no normal western though. This is an Al Adamson western, with heavy psych rock in the soundtrack, beautiful women, lots of death, and John Carradine.

    Here's how stupid I am. I tried to watch it again last May as I…

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  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

    Manos: The Hands of Fate

    "Without Manos: The Hands of Fate there would be no 2001: A Space Oddyssey."
    -Stanley Kubrick

    "Robert Smith Jr and Russ Huddleston's score is the reason I started composing"
    -John Williams

    "I almost quit show business for good the first time I saw Manos. I mean, when a performance as brilliant as John Reynolds' Torgo already exists why would I even bother trying..."
    -Jack Nicholson

  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    They tried so fucking hard.