one thing i really liked was that robert duvall’s character was a lot more into surfing than i expected he would be

*extremely J. Walter Weatherman voice* and that’s why you always keep your shoes on in public

me: it’s weird when people excessively stan celebrities they’ve never met

(barbara stanwyck comes on screen)

also me: HEllo barbara i have joined the u.s. army and am prepared to die specifically for you

don’t any of you ever DARE tell me there’s anything Jessica Lange can’t do

my chest hair grew chest hair after watching this