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  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now


    one thing i really liked was that robert duvall’s character was a lot more into surfing than i expected he would be

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard


    *extremely J. Walter Weatherman voice* and that’s why you always keep your shoes on in public

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  • Stella Dallas

    Stella Dallas


    me: it’s weird when people excessively stan celebrities they’ve never met

    (barbara stanwyck comes on screen)

    also me: HEllo barbara i have joined the u.s. army and am prepared to die specifically for you

  • Frances



    don’t any of you ever DARE tell me there’s anything Jessica Lange can’t do

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  • Guys and Dolls

    Guys and Dolls


    look i get that this is probably objectively good but it’s just... SUCH a musical. and i also get that many people may not be as upset by that, but two and a half hours is a lot of time to watch people break out into song at times when normal people would not break out into song

    that said, Francis is always a delight and it’s fun to watch Marlon Brando dig deep to Method Act amidst the absurdly…

  • Once Upon a Time in the West

    Once Upon a Time in the West


    my chest hair grew chest hair after watching this