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  • Wax, or The Discovery of Television Among the Bees

    Wax, or The Discovery of Television Among the Bees


    about to get annoying in this review...

    i fucking loved this. so incredible. a huge pulsating pixelated mass of information, obtuse symbolism, esoteric symmetry, noise, hidden corridors, cyber imagery, mazelike reasoning...totally engrossing. this movie feels like it is 1000 years long because it takes you fully into its world.
    i kept trying to draw comparisons and then about halfway through i realized what this actually reminds me... the half-a-press mario 64 video. im not kidding. that is a video that…

  • Come and See

    Come and See


    as soon as this film ended i went online and enlisted in the US army. no child will ever suffer like this again on my watch

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  • The Lovebirds

    The Lovebirds


    i cant believe they used cgi for a fucking pan of bacon

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  • Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry


    this movie changed my life 🙌

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial


    it is a testament to spielberg's filmmaking ability that he managed to make this a family classic with an alien looking like that. e.t. is just as disgusting and bewildering a design as like mac and me or a gnome named gnorm, but spielberg somehow makes it work.