• Scream



    Sorry but no.
    will inevitably draw comparisons to the matrix resurrections but this is basically the evil skin suit version of that. a reboot that constantly points out that it has no reason to exist is a lot less compelling when it's not made by the original creator-- resurrections was clearly going to be made with or without the wachowskis, whereas this is (as it admits itself) fan fiction by those dopes who made ready or not. if you're gonna…

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4


    im a big fan of this one. gotta love that opening. its little moments like dewey watching the feed of ghostface sneaking up on gale and yelling BEHIND YOU at the screen that makes wes craven great at this. its on paper annoyingly meta but they dont have a character tell the camera how clever it is so its a home run in practice imo. not too optimistic for the new one but we’ll see what happens.

  • Mimic



    its nice that del toro directed something this by-the-numbers and of-its-time. it makes him seem more like a person and less like a genre machine

  • Feeders


    didnt pay that much attention. liked the little alien guys

  • Spawn



    just watch Despiser instead.
    "Where you're going, every day is Halloween" is a goated one liner
    soundtrack kicks ass

  • Shark Zone

    Shark Zone


    some nice shark footage and some nice bloody chunks

  • Shark Night 3D

    Shark Night 3D


    my doomed quest to find an underrated shark movie is going to kill me

  • Skinned Deep

    Skinned Deep


    one of the goated movies. buy this on dvd and watch it with your friends. its one of the movies you have to do that with.

  • Gamera vs. Jiger

    Gamera vs. Jiger


    Wow. pretty much everything you want to happen in a showa kaiju movie happens. And a lot of it. And it doesn't take much time to get going. I was completely surprised by the extremely fun act 2 and i want to let you be surprised too so i won't spoil it. Jiger is a very fun kaiju. I'm starting to see the appeal of daei's style of designs where the kaiju feel like random powers thrown together. There's always something new around the bend. Go watch this one.

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen



  • Ocean's Twelve

    Ocean's Twelve


    i was definitely very confused by the end and im not sure i understand what was supposed to have happened but this was so much fun

  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven


    Ok, i draw the line at the giant glowing dr frankenstein machine that shuts down the entire city