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  • Behave Yourself!

    Behave Yourself!

    ½

    this film has the exact energy of a nickelodeon straight to tv/video film.

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★

    my parents put this movie on every year for christmas multiple times throughout the holiday season. this year a christmas miracle happened. our old christmas vacation dvd got corrupted. i will have fled the country by next christmas so i don't think i ever have to watch this fucking movie again.

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  • Catch-22

    Catch-22

    ★★★

    remember when they said they were gonna get a bunch of obscure actors but still ended up getting a bunch of white twinks who looked the same?

  • The Wrong Guy

    The Wrong Guy

    ★★★★★

    PROTEIN [bites into rat]