this film has the exact energy of a nickelodeon straight to tv/video film.

my parents put this movie on every year for christmas multiple times throughout the holiday season. this year a christmas miracle happened. our old christmas vacation dvd got corrupted. i will have fled the country by next christmas so i don't think i ever have to watch this fucking movie again.

remember when they said they were gonna get a bunch of obscure actors but still ended up getting a bunch of white twinks who looked the same?

PROTEIN [bites into rat]