Nicolas Carrillo

Nicolas Carrillo

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13 years old (He/Him)

I write bad reviews eeeee

Favorite films

  • Paper Moon
  • GoodFellas
  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
  • There Will Be Blood

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  • Tender Mercies

    ★★

  • Promising Young Woman

    ★★★★½

  • Coming Home

    ★★

  • Soul

    ★★★★½

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  • Coming Home

    Coming Home

    ★★

    Not awful enough to be just that but annoying enough to be irredeemable. Forges innovative ideas that are later left to fend on their own against a clunky script that rides on hilariously convoluted tides. I will never think about this movie again (ultimately proves to be a bigger punishment than me writing it out as downright terrible).

  • Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    ★★★½

    The title “Never Rarely Sometimes Always” reflects Autumn’s past trauma lingering in her mind, looming around her like a ghost as she journeys to get an abortion. She arrives at a hospital, where her abortionist asks her questions regarding the events that subsequently led to her unintended pregnancy. Each pause between the lines, filled with their own faint ambience, is a heartbreaking meditation on the unshown tragedy she has endured. The film makes these obscenely monotonous questions appear devastating; we’ve…

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★½

    Oh my god🤭I didn’t😔give this movie🎥 a 5😩which means😢I😕will have to burn🔥in film Twitter hell😱so again🤦‍♂️I apologize😐for not giving this filmé🍿the same grade😭as you😶i am going to die now🔪so I’m sorry🤕please make my death quick💀

  • Pretty Woman

    Pretty Woman

    ★★★

    Imagine thinking that Richard Gere playing the piano ISN'T the sexiest thing anyone's ever done?