NicoWeichboese has written 6 reviews for films rated .

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    While Michael Dougherty wonderfully joggled with the ridiculous in "Trick 'r treat" and "Krampus" with an apparent effortlessness, this movie is ridiculous in the worst of ways. It takes itself far too serious and entangles itself with its unnecessary convoluted plot. The fun monster movie gets side-lined for endless scenes of exposition, carried by shells of characters who make stupid decisions every ten minutes and talk like they are the most unorganized military baboons. The monster fights themselves are shrouded…

  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    "Oh look, the sausage said fu**! But it looks like a movie for kids! How hilarious!"
    The range of Sausage Party's humor never exceeds gross-out comedy. The movie exclusively relies on "Oh-God-how-can-they-show-that" or shock humor which is deprived of any actual comedic talent. This movie only exists so seventh graders can go all "tihihihi" on the schoolyard.

    Seth Rogan can do a lot better than this abomination.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars should have stayed in a galaxy far far away after Return of the Jedi.

  • The Belko Experiment

    The Belko Experiment

    This is an example how tone can ruin your movie. At at least tries to be funny at a few scenes.

  • Bright

    Bright

    This is a perfect guide how not to build up your world believably and avoid sprinkling it with likable or relatable characters.

  • Aquaman

    Aquaman

    BANG! SPLASH! BOOM! AAAAAHHHH! SQUIRT! ROOOAAAR!
    THIS IS THE BESTEST MOVI EVAA BC OF AAAAABS