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  • Greenlight



    "Actually, we don't do horror"
    "But I thought you guys just did a horror movie"
    "That was different. It was elevated"

    3/5 stars

  • Castle Freak

    Castle Freak

    How embarrassing.

    1/5 stars

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  • Black Is King

    Black Is King

    Black is King (2020): alternate title: Beyonce, a literal millionaire, tries to relate to normal people and pretends Lion King (2019), a soulless corporate product, is a real social cause.

    A few of the songs are fine to okay. It just bothers me for this millionaire to be basically telling people the "right" way to be black for a lot of the runtime. It's at least reaching for some interesting concepts later on, but it falls short on it even…

  • Songbird


    maybe movies were a mistake.