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  • Stardust
  • The Mummy
  • Se7en
  • Fried Green Tomatoes

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  • Chopping Mall

    ★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★★

  • Eraserhead

    ★★★★

  • Suspiria

    ★★★★

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  • Chopping Mall

    Chopping Mall

    ★★

    This mall has everything: a gun store, a shower/locker room for girls to gossip in while half dressed, robots that can make your head explode via lasers, girls having panic attacks about boys and claustrophobic spaces, an orgy room posing as a furniture store, a lot of fire, and so much more.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    A list of reactions I had during my viewing:

    Of all the instruments they decided to keep up with for a millennia, they pick the bagpipes?

    Love the David Attenborough style narrator that explains all the crazy shit on Arrakis.

    They somehow make this sand filled hellscape look like an absolute nightmare and the most beautiful place you’ve ever seen all at the same time. 

    Timothee Chalamet’s freckles… I CAN’T. 

    Jason Momoa is giving me a LOT of “Brendan Fraser as O’Connell in the Mummy” vibes.

    Zendaya was really only in this for like 15 minutes and had like 10 lines huh?

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  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★★★

    We need to give more directors the space to just be unapologetically insane more often. 

    Also, that little song the girl with he chipmunk cheeks sings near the end is a bop.

  • Event Horizon

    Event Horizon

    ★★★★

    You would think that Sam Neill would have learned to stay in his lane after Jurassic Park. 
    Also, you can smoke in space???