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  • Music and Lyrics

    Music and Lyrics

    ★★½

    i thought this was a british 90s movie until they started (poorly) parodying Shakira.

    Nope! 2007???????

  • Looper

    Looper

    ★★★½

    Rian Johnson: "so it's like primer..."

    Me: "ok so how d-"

    Rian Johnson (plugging his ears): "LALALALALAAAAAA I'M NOT LISTENING LADIDADAAAAA

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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    Somebody call Sweden. Tell them DO NOT tear down the sets. Tell them we are opening a Midsommar themed summer camp. Tell them I don't care what happens. I need to sleep in the bunkhouse. I need to pee on the ancestors. I need to take drugs and dance all day. I need to jump off the cliff (good place for a swimming pool)

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    Adam Sandler: *sobbing into girlfriend's fresh ass tattoo* "I don't deserve this!"

    Me: *holding back tears* "I don't think I've ever loved anyone that much"