Johnny Suede ★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

It was all a dream. Smart, movie, now you don't have to accept any consequences for having Pitt punch Keener in the stomach. Hard enough that she falls on the bed and looks like she won't be getting up for awhile. The cheating was stupid too. Oh yeah, and, what was up with her having a giant breakdown over him not choosing what shoes she should wear? I guess that makes her an idiot for falling for him.

But, yeah, it was all a dream. Well, some of it.