i went to see this movie in high school specifically because i wanted to see michael fassbender’s face and was disappointed to discover his face was hidden throughout the entire film.

i’m only overhearing my mom and sister watching the press screener for this movie as i cry in my bed in pain with dry sockets and it’s too much. if musical numbers are not motivated by the plot of the film they annoy me.

on a technical level, this movie is bad. on a spiritual level, this movie is perfect in each and every way.

sacha baron cohen and his team got more intel than the cia on god