• Fargo

    Fargo

    ★★★★★

    A fucking cinematic masterpiece. Great use of a woodchipper as well.

    Five stars

  • Reservoir Dogs

    Reservoir Dogs

    ★★★★★

    After watching this, I proudly do not tip any more. Also best Tarantino film period.

  • The Rock

    The Rock

    ★★★★★

    'Losers whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen' Sean Connery, The Rock (1996)

    Enough said

  • Con Air

    Con Air

    This is arguably the most watchable and entertaining ensemble cast put together ever. You got southern Nic Cage who politely tells people to put stuffed bunnies back in their box, big Jonny Malkovich just being himself, Steve Buscemi as a freaking psychotic serial killer and more. I would review this but the system only goes up to five stars

  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight

    This film was as Tarantino as it gets. The over the top gore and fucking bizarre monologues about black dinguses and Tarantino using the n-word as much as he possibly can without getting cancelled. The film was certainly a bit too long and could have been much shorter however, there were delightful performances within the ensembles that make it more than worth watching.

  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland

    The quality of this film is pretty damn B-List and some of the actors in it could be just random people they found of the street but, holy shit, it was freaking entertaining. It is literally the god himself Nicolas Cage in Five Nights at Freddy's, except instead, it is the other way around, in that it is a horror film in the perspective of the animatronics, because Nicolas Cage's character is so freaking badass. He does this without even saying a word. Talk about actions speaking louder than words.

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    This film is like when you're writing an english essay except you don't have an enough content to meet the word limit, so you just ramble on about irrelevant crap for a couple of paragraphs. However, DiCaprio was brilliant. Beware, classic Tarantino film with absurd over the top action sequences and yes, plenty of hot women's feet.