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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


    i very well know that this is a live action film but i feel like justin theroux's character should have been animated

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    i don’t get it but....there are people who don’t like this movie? to peach their own i guess

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  • Looks That Kill

    Looks That Kill


    as it should be, none of deserve the privilege of looking at brandon flynn's face anyway

  • First Cow

    First Cow


    if breaking amish had an ocean's 11 challenge episode

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  • Black Panther

    Black Panther


    brain: erik killmonger is a villain

    big brain: erik killmonger is a villain who had some good points

    bigger brain: erik killmonger was left orphaned and like many people of low socioeconomic standing, not given the resources to grow up to be traditionally successful. he is right and speaks painful truths. he wants to liberate and protect black people all over the world, and provide a sense of belonging to people who have only known what it is to have…

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals


    michael shannon: *coughs*
    jake gyllenhaal: *cries*
    amy adams: *sleeps*
    me: this is a five star movie