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Favorite films

  • Fight Club
  • American History X
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

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  • The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★★

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★

  • The Matrix

    ★★★★★

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★★½

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  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★★

    a bit better than the second one. no way near as good as the first one. 

    this franchise really couldn’t commit to a main villian. is it agent smith? is it the robot army? is it the architect? is it the frenchman?

    neo being stuck in limbo seemed like a complete waste of time seeing how it had almost 0 consequences and we never see the frenchman again. complete waste of time. either make the stakes higher for neo being…

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★

    womp womp. even though the matrix 1999 is a very hard movie to even be compared with, this movie was still very underwhelming for one main reason, ZION. i don’t dare for zion.

    the best part about the matrix was the matrix, instead we spend an unbelievable amount of time in zion, this stupid, boring, completely illogical, zion.

    i just wanted to have one ship, with a couple of baddass motherfuckers with leather jackets, guns, kung fu, and black tinted…

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  • The Pianist

    The Pianist

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If Spzilman got killed by the soviets i would’ve kms

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    2 hours of a whole lotta nothing. 40 minutes of a badass brad pitt kickin ass. he was literally the only good part of this movie.

    if you ignore tarintino shitting on bruce lee and east asian martial arts because he’s a racist, 3 minute shots of dirty feet that make me want to throw up, literally nothing happening, watching margot robbie sit in a movie theatre and do nothing for 15 minutes, having almost every female character get sexualised,…