Alfie Ayres

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  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween

    ★★★

    Tenet wishes it could be this good.

  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Right hear me out:

    The world is in ruins, an ex-cleaner stumbles upon a tacky, exploitative 'get help' book and finds escapism in an analogy in it about a play write called Caden. She thinks back on her life, how she settled, how she left her creative ambitions behind, how she aspired to be something more and attatches Caden's persona onto herself. She clings onto this false reality of paranoia, depression, loneliness as hey - it's still better than this…

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  • The Nest

    The Nest

    A moment of silence for the hundreds of thousands of screenplays that got ignored so this boring pile of wank could be made.

  • Ammonite

    Ammonite

    ★★

    Why do all films about lesbians have to be about two women settling for each other because one of their husbands is a dick. It's a lifestyle, an incredibly burdening one in this time period that all these films insist on being set in, not just some last resort women turn to when they've got nothing better. Shirley did this exact same fucking thing; people with atypical sexualities aren't coerced into fancying the same sex because they think men are…

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  • Kajillionaire

    Kajillionaire

    ★★★★★

    new-wave freudian lesbian mummy fetish masterpiece

  • Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★½

    The daughter felt like a spare part but other than that what a film, I never thought piss drinking would make me cry.