Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

I assumed from the title that this film would be about Indiana Jones searching for a bottle of Crystal Head vodka, the naturally smooth vodka brand created by actor, musician, and comedian Dan Aykroyd and presented in a distinctive Crystal Skull bottle designed by John Alexander and manufactured by Milan-based glass-manufacturer Bruni Glass. Sadly, I was mistaken. It's a shame, because after surviving a nuclear explosion by hiding in a fridge, Indiana Jones could surely use a sip of one of the world's purest vodkas, made from Ontario sweet corn and blended with pristine water from Newfoundland, then quadruple-distilled and seven times filtered, with the final three filtrations through layers of semi precious crystals known as Herkimer diamonds.