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  • American Graffiti
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Godfather: Part II
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  • Midnight Mass

    ★★★★½

  • Scream

    ★★★★

  • Orientation: A Scientology Information Film

    ½

  • Swordfish

    ★★★½

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  • Midnight Mass

    Midnight Mass

    ★★★★½

    Who lit the campfires in the sky?

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    The opening sequence is so absolutely perfect that when the rest of the movie never reaches that same high, it’s disappointing. That’s not to say the rest is bad, it’s mostly great, but it doesn’t recapture the perfect tonal concoction Craven’s cooking in the beginning. 

    Also all horror movies should just use Carpenter’s Halloween score, this proves there’s literally no point trying to compose your own music when that’s right there.

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  • The Bigfoot Alien Connection Revealed

    The Bigfoot Alien Connection Revealed

    ★★

    "One of the most well-recorded abilities of bigfoots being their ability to shapeshift."

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★½

    I'm honestly not really sure after seeing this movie if it's possible for me to actually dislike Star Wars. This was not a good movie. An abysmal script with some of the wonkiest editing in a blockbuster. The single lamest twist delivered in a somehow still underwhelming way. And yet, I enjoyed it more than I didn't. I'm disappointed, but I'd come to terms months ago this wouldn't build on Last Jedi in any way, so it's a mitigated disappointment.…