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  • Wild Child

    Wild Child


    Features some of the greatest editing in cinema:

    'What is this place, Hogwarts?' [Slam cut to Moaning Myrtle]

  • We Can Be Heroes

    We Can Be Heroes


    Easily the best superhero movie featuring Pedro Pascal to be released this year.

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project


    It took me twenty additional minutes to finish this because about halfway through my television turned itself off and I just thought they'd put the camera in their pocket or something.

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight


    I've decided my favourite character is whichever woman is onscreen at a particular moment.