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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    So I know Reyonolds is an intolerable shit and all... But if you asked me to go out -RIGHT NOW- to a New Year's Eve party when we were clearly planning to chill that night and you didn't tell me about it AT LEAST A DAY in advance (she had to have known for at least week prior) I would ceremoniously tell you to fuck off. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra


    "What broke him? Was he always broken?"
    Ad Astra philosophizes on the catastrophic effects of rampant capitalism, the hereditary nature of patriarchal rage, and the profundity of human connection amidst the vast maw of an unforgiving universe. A masterpiece.

    Also... more like Dad Astra amiright? I'm sure I am the first to say this and I expect nothing less than unswerving worship of my comedy prowess.