I’m a cowboy, looking for anything heavy

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Aliens
  • Happiness
  • Prince of Darkness

Recent activity

  • Cop


  • Private Parts


  • The Party's Just Beginning


  • The Wedding Singer


Recent reviews

  • Cop



    Like living inside of one of James Woods’ own deeply horny/misogynist/racist/homophobic/fascist wet dreams, where he’s the irresistible good guy and killers are (of course) fans of feminist poetry. It sounds bad but it isn’t, he was quite literally born for this part.

    All-timer of an ending, too!

  • Bulworth



    Absolutely lost it at Halle Berry’s final line

    Warren Beatty is insane and I love him

Popular reviews

  • Hereditary



    A dread-soaked masterpiece of evil that is as heavy dramatically as it is utterly terrifying. This was my most anticipated film of the year and it did not disappoint one bit. Will probably see it 3-4 more times before it leaves theaters.

    6/5 stars

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built


    Akin to a violent bumper-car ride, my entire theater thrashed between full-on laughter and silent disgust/dread. This is 100% the movie I was hoping and expecting to see, and I would listen to LVT argue with himself about art all day long if I could.