Pakistanley has written 25 reviews for films during 2021.

  • Left Behind

    Left Behind

    ½

    "Left behind" can arguably described as a movie.

  • Rise of the Guardians

    Rise of the Guardians

    Broke: "Do you watch Nightmare before Christmas on Halloween or Christmas??" 🤔

    Woke: "Do you watch Rise of the Guardians on Christmas, Easter, after you lose a tooth, after you have a lucid dream, when it snows or after you have a nightmare??" 🤔🤔🤔

  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    Certain pieces of media are described as "having a little something for everyone". Some people in life only consume media that "has a little something for everyone" and never feels the true bliss of watching pure, brilliant artistic vision come together and unfold into a touching, beautiful, profound and maybe even relatable story.

    Sometimes though there's anomalies, there's films that a lot of people like but have an artistic vision and can touch the hearts of many. Shawshank redemption, the…

  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ★½

    I mean it has a better score than the Zack Snyder version but that's about it

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    This looks like a TV movie

  • Star Wars Collection

    Star Wars Collection

    ★★★½

    Sequels do not count, don't care. Sequels are a bland retelling, prequels are like a hodgepodge that's kind of a retelling, kind of its own thing and gets into bizzare territories. In hindsight now I can see that the boring scenes of talking in the Phantom Menace were SOMETHING new, a director and writer came in and said "I WANT THIS IN MY MOVIE AND I DON'T CARE". We need to go back to the days when the creative and…

  • My Name Is Yu Ming

    My Name Is Yu Ming

    Don't call yourself a native Irish person if you weren't forced to watch this in school more than once.

  • American Graffiti

    American Graffiti

    ★★★★

    Proof that George Lucas isn't a hack (or at least wasn't always one)

  • Hercules

    Hercules

    ★★★½

    WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS?

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★

    I probably wouldn't have talked as much shit about Zack Snyder as I did in the past few years if I knew he was gonna make this.

    One movie from a series I gave up on changed my mind. The unaltered vision of a person I've called a hack has made me like DC films more than Marvel films.

    I feel like Zack Snyder is the main character of an 80s coming-of-age film and I was the bully who got showed up.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★½

    Get AA batteries, slice them in half and drink their fluids while watching this film.

    It's so worth it I swear.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Watching this film feels the exact same as how being too sick and tired to go to bed feels.

    Horrible cinematography, the dirty browns, watery reds and stark greys make me feel depressed.

    Terrible characters, nobody is interesting except for old characters and Kylo Ren. Every single character introduced in this film is forgettable. The only people who remember the characters are the people who Disney sent a little letter in their post box to.

    Abhorrent pacing, so many pointless…