Pakistanley has written 7 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Left Behind

    Left Behind

    ½

    "Left behind" can arguably described as a movie.

  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    Certain pieces of media are described as "having a little something for everyone". Some people in life only consume media that "has a little something for everyone" and never feels the true bliss of watching pure, brilliant artistic vision come together and unfold into a touching, beautiful, profound and maybe even relatable story.

    Sometimes though there's anomalies, there's films that a lot of people like but have an artistic vision and can touch the hearts of many. Shawshank redemption, the…

  • Music

    Music

    ½

    Women directors had to go through that weird pedophile film that people on Twitter went on about for a fortnight and now they have Sia about to do this shit. I hate cancel culture and Twitter in general but this kind of treatment and misrepresentation of neurodiverse people is so frequent and unspoken throughout society that I do not pity whatever is going to be done to her.




    I can imagine Sia wouldn't be happy to watch a film about…

  • Chicken Little

    Chicken Little

    ½

    I don't know why I repeatedly viewed the most boring films ever when I was young but here we are. I literally couldn't sit through this at any age yet I convinced myself that I enjoyed this and wanted to rewatch it.

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ½

    w e v e g o t t o h a v e
    M O N E Y

  • Aladdin

    Aladdin

    ½

    Anyone you see who says the like this is a moron who doesn't understand film or wants/has gotten favours/respect /money off of Disney. The sets and costumes looked like they were ripped out of a Bollywood film and no creative or artistic liberties or changes were taken.


    So yeah I loved this film, long live Micky mouse and let's hope for another masterful remake with Mulan

  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    ½

    This film is an affront to everyone and everything.