Pakistanley has written 4 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ★½

    I mean it has a better score than the Zack Snyder version but that's about it

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★½

    What once was sacred was torn down.

    What was torn down was set on fire.

    The ashes were then pissed on.

  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ★½

    Am I the only one who was really shocked on how comparatively good this is to the rest of the Disney live action remake?

    Like yeah, the acting is really really horrible at points but like there's so many things they could've added that they didn't. They didn't make Will Smith into a little dragon sidekick, they didn't butcher the classic songs, they didn't butcher the original story. It's like it's not even a Mulan remake, like honestly there's almost…

  • Venom

    Venom

    ★½

    I don't think I've watched a film this modern or mainstream that's been this entertainingly awful