Pakistanley has written 4 reviews for films rated .

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Watching this film feels the exact same as how being too sick and tired to go to bed feels.

    Horrible cinematography, the dirty browns, watery reds and stark greys make me feel depressed.

    Terrible characters, nobody is interesting except for old characters and Kylo Ren. Every single character introduced in this film is forgettable. The only people who remember the characters are the people who Disney sent a little letter in their post box to.

    Abhorrent pacing, so many pointless…

  • The Social Dilemma

    The Social Dilemma

    I think this might be one of the worst presented documentaries I've ever seen.

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    Imagine every boring modern British film you've seen with your family in the last five years. Yeah well imagine it was more boring, right now you're actually imaging the entire 101 minutes of this film.

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Disney's Rouge one: a star wars story is a film in a series that is one of my favourites. It's entire story, plot and anything memorable hinges completely on things we've already seen such as Darth Vader, R2-D2, C-3P0, AT-ATs, Star Destroyers, the death star, CGI Leia, CGI Tarken and the guy from Mos Eisley cantina that said "I don't like you" to Luke.


    Now since all your favourite characters are here in the era of the original trilogy you're…